Can you blame her
We all know that feeling, vending machine
This is probably the deepest thing I have ever heard, and from a VENDING MACHINE
All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.
A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.
Anonymous asked: One day you're going to be put in your place and it's going to be fabulous.
You misspelled ‘Palace’, darling.
Finally, some good advice from Cosmo
Oh man I love it
Walking in Scotland last year, impromptu fucks outside a sunset lit cave made for a scary yet unforgettable adventure…
NNSS submission.. First in forever.
dcollie10 asked: Love the posts
lol had to reblog for the laughs
wait.. it gets better —> https://www.tumblr.com/search/dcollie10
im fucking gagging
what a douche
OMG DOES HE KNOW WE CAN SEE THAT